he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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