I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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