Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
