I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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