I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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