How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Randomize
