Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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