two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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