I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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