we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
They are going to name an STD after you.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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