But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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