I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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