he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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