I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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