I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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