honey bunches of taint.
this just has baby written all over it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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