fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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