I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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