i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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