Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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