sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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