I will die if light touches me.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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