Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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