Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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