he wants to bone in the snuggie
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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