I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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