The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just invented taco cereal.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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