porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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