so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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