and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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