So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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