I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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