im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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