But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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