My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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