Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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