I love black thongs
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
tell me about the eggs
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