Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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