What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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