I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
