On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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