Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
