The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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