You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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