wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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