He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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