what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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