butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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