Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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