He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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