And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
