You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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