these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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