I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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