Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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