I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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