talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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