come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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